Geography of Men and Women (JK)

Got this via the email mill from an aunt of mine (thanks Aunty R!). I completely disagree of course, when I hit 40 I know I won't have lost the war, God willing and life spare I plan to be in the third prime of my life (naturally I'm in the prime of my life now, and will be again when I hit 30, so 40 will be the third prime... then there'll be the fourth prime and the fifth and so on *grin*).

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

• Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
• Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
• Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
• After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

• Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - Ruled by a dick.

War time humour I suppose, but you can't help but smile nonetheless :)

• Mood: happy and expectant
• Music: the hum and whir of the PC, fridge, A/C and I think J left the Playstation on