Happy 200GR8!

And to kick things off with some good belly laughs, here are Fark.com's top headlines from 2007:

HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Bear attack victim had 'tender heart,' according to friends, family, bear

Runner-up: Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery


SPORTS HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro downgraded from Spalding to Elmer's

Runner-up: Skiing champion killed after sudden encounter with a tree, the great white shark of the ski slopes


GEEK HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Scientists develop an adhesive so powerful it could stick a criminal charge on a rich white guy

Runner-up: Today may or may not be Erwin Shrödinger's birthday


SHOWBIZ HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: CSI team currently at Anna Nicole Smith residence in the Bahamas. After turning on special light that illuminates semen, the house could be seen from space

Runner-up: Congratulations to Larry Birkhead, winner of the 2007 Anna Nicole Smith Vaginal Dumpster Invitational


WORDPLAY/PUN HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook

Runner-up: Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed


POLITICS HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Barack Obama campaigned door-to-door in Iowa on Saturday. In other news, Des Moines police report that they have received a large number of calls from frightened residents claiming there is a black man standing on their porch

Runner-up: Japanese lesbian begins run for parliament purple monkey dishwasher I once killed a man. Let's face it, you stopped reading this headline after the first two words